WWJD

I love this photo. It is a picture of the newest Bank Robber to hit Western North Carolina. It was originally offered up to the public by the Law Enforcement Community to help identify him.

Look at his hand....you reckon he was unaware that he is giving the finger to the camera? I just love it!

Two thousand years ago when Jesus himself walked upon this planet, the only people he saw fit to physically beat the shit out of were the money changers in the temple. The bankers of his day. All these years later our bankers confirm that the human condition has not changed in 2000 years.

I recently lobbied my family to stop doing business with The Bank of America. It was a big deal. I have carried on a lifelong relationship with The Bank of America. My family carried on a generational relationship. This last March, my family shut it down, accounts from Arkansas to Maine and every state in between up the Eastern Seaboard. Trust me they felt it, it was a topic of discussion in boardrooms down in Charlotte.

I know this because of two things. One an executive VP from Bank of America called me. I enjoyed the phone call I got to rant to him about how his bank got tax payers to socialize losses while profits were still privatised. I got to tell him how his bank took over 200 billion from tax payers in the tarp bail out and than instantly raised credit card interest rate on those who could least afford it, while investing billions in China!

The second reason I know this is because every month since I and my family cancelled our accounts we all still get statements from the Bank of America that are both frustrating and comical. Seriously, I get a Statement on account number 0006 5491 43** (my deletion, gotta be careful). Everyone in my family gets the same account statement. Somehow 12 bucks gets metaphysically thrown into the account to keep it active but at the end of the statement the balance is zero? Hey the accounts have been closed for months now. Yet we are carried on somehow? These statements scream volumes about the integrity and business practises of the Bank of America.

I got to recently tell an executive VP from the Bank of America that he shouldn't be talking to me. That we no longer have a business relationship. He should be talking to someone from China, who might care about what he has to say. I got to hang up on him and I loved it. It was a multi 7 figure hang up. ROFLMAO.

If a family from the Northeast who just happen to have a vowel at the end of their last name was to conduct business like the Bank of America does? Well it would contribute to prison overcrowding. That is where these guys belong...it is why Jesus would beat them even today.

It is why I love an honest bank robber who flips them the bird while stealing from them like they steal from us.